Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read."

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a silver platter.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.