Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel.

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?