The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.