In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway.

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position