I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.
Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.
President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.
A flu shot just compromises your immune system.
I want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, Sarah Palin and the Pope. When I came to Hollywood in 1983, I had one dream. To sleep with Jodie Foster. That didn't work out, but this is nice, too.