Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about the drug war and this war and other wars. I should have been more on terrorism, too. So should you, so should everybody.

What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.

To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.