Every election, roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now, I understand why the Republicans get one percent of the vote - the richest one percent.That other percent, someone will have to explain to me.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual slaveholders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction.

Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.