If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

I'm okay with it now that Obama’s in office. I'm kind of trusting of him. But President Ted Cruz? Where this is going would bother me.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

In Republican fantasy world, everything is always Obama's fault. Somehow, he's weak and he's ineffective, and yet he pulls the strings on everything in the world.