Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict told them he was going to resign because the Church needs a fresh, young face, somewhere other than a priest's lap.
Bill MaherA cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.
Bill MaherThis is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.
Bill MaherToday Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow.
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