I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'

I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.