When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it.

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.