Government - they used to teach it in college. It's actually something you should study and learn and know how to do. The Republicans always run on the idea that government isn't very effective. Well, not the way you do it. But it can be effective.

New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to see Mitt Romney and pull away?

My father was a news guy, you know, he was in radio news. And so that was sort of in my DNA. It was something we talked about at the dinner table when I was a kid.

The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore.

[Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

You'd know if I was the de-facto leader of the Democratic Party, because you'd go down to Walgreen's and buy a pack of blunts.