There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!