All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.

One of the reasons I still do stand-up is because it was so hard in the beginning that I feel like it would be such a shame not to redeem it that it's all fun.

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy