I said something recently about how the president [Barak Obama] should stop trying to placate the crazies and the right wing and the Republicans and stand up for the 70 percent of Americans who are not insane and stand up for the people who actually voted for you. That hit a real nerve.

What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were venting their anger and rage against taxes, which, of course, in most cases for them went down. Protesting their taxes went down, but you know, why let the truth spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.