A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power.

The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.