Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

Every election, roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now, I understand why the Republicans get one percent of the vote - the richest one percent.That other percent, someone will have to explain to me.

Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.