The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.

Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.

They say that Japan's rigorous building codes and regulations saved thousands of lives over there. Or, as Republicans here saw it, it 'fostered a socialist, anti-business environment that's worse than being dead.'

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.