If the Hamas people had the opportunity, they would kill the maximum number of Israelis, which would be all. And, Israel has the opportunity to kill way more, and they do not.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read."

If the Hamas people had the opportunity, they would kill the maximum number of Israelis, which would be all. And, Israel has the opportunity to kill way more, and they do not.

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?