A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.

White people have always shown their superiority over blacks with their feet, moving out of black neighborhoods with the fear that their kids will turn into one of them. And now, through the magic of MTV, damned if it didn't turn out that way!

There's a word the teabaggers have wanted to use since Obama came on the scene, but they can't because it's not the 1950s. They would love to say this word. It begins with an N and ends with -er, and it's not "nation-builder."