The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if somebody takes a life, that [death penalty] is what they should get. I also think it's a lot more humane than keeping people in a cage for the rest of their life.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.