In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon.

This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.