I have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.

Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.

During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you're a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'