The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

France... What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war in Iraq?

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer... So I don't respect our religions either. But I do believe it is a clash of civilizations, absolutely, between the Islamic world and the Western world. It has been going on for 1,000 years.

I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?

Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.