If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.