I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'
Bill MaherThis Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick.
Bill MaherBased on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
Bill MaherAt some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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