Anything is depressing if you dwell on it. The fact that religion could end the world? Yeah, I guess that could be considered depressing. But considering that there's also a lot to laugh at, I think it's a good balance.

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.