Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'