I don't know if anybody from my tribe of atheists ever thanked [Barack Obama] for giving us a shout-out at your first inaugural, but you did mention non-believers. We appreciate it. Because we do feel like untouchables to a degree.

Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact that, as a terrorist, you could still buy a gun in this country because the NRA lobby is so strong.

Religion is bad and drugs are good.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

Gingrich is the "foremost intellectual" in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in "Kiss".