What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a silver platter.

Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is more than happy to oblige. She's been saying that Obama hangs out with terrorists. And you know, I think the evangelical lady who's in a video getting blessed by a witch doctor, who's married to a secessionist, and can't name a newspaper -- she's right, Obama is scary.

When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression of women, the suppression of homosexuals, fatwas, honor killings, suicide bombings, arranged marriages to minors, human sacrifice, burning witches, and systematic sex with children, I have a few little quibbles. And I forgot blowing up girl schools in Afghanistan.

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.