I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will always get lots of people thinking you're a jerk. But there are people who appreciate total honesty and questioning of the conformities in our society, and I'm heroic to those people. And I should be. It's an indictment of the rest of society who doesn't get that.

We don't do sensible things. This is America.

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better get out there and say you're a very faith-based person.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.