I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will always get lots of people thinking you're a jerk. But there are people who appreciate total honesty and questioning of the conformities in our society, and I'm heroic to those people. And I should be. It's an indictment of the rest of society who doesn't get that.
Bill MaherI see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
Bill MaherWhy are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!
Bill MaherI have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.
Bill MaherCan we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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