I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

It takes the youth, really; they're the ones that should have the energy, it shouldn't be the old geezers, but the signs are very worrying. Half of them, apparently, don't believe in global warming. They think it's a hoax, which is more of that stupid, stick-their-head-in-the-sand attitude. Where is the outrage at the generations that have preceded them spending all the money? But the cynicism is so deep and so ingrained; I guess no one feels they can do anything.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'