I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.