So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I'll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to you. I know we think that; we are the first society ever to think that. It's not worse than dishonor; it's not worse than losing your freedom; its not worse than losing a sense of personal responsibility.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.

The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what's going on, and, if we don't like it, a chance to stop going along with it. This important film provides precisely that insight and that opportunity.

It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the greatest wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife."

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?