I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have enough trouble with Sarah Palin.

Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.