The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group sex and didn't mind dating a girl that was out of shape and kind of fat if she satisfied him sexually. So, his handlers have stopped comparing him to Reagan and started comparing him to Clinton.

During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate.

Recognition is one of the three big elements of comedy.

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Many people can't deal with unanswered questions, which religion exploits by providing answers, even if they are just made up by someone. This is also why we love TV shows and movies that neatly wrap up everything in exactly an hour or two.

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?