I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
Bill MaherSelling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
Bill MaherF. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'
Bill Maher