Greed can overtake smart.

In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.

Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and he said he thought we should have legalized marijuana. And I thought, gosh, if only you were in some sort of position to affect change in the last eight years where you could have done something about that.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

In no way was I intending to say, nor have I ever thought, that the men and women who defend our nation in uniform are anything but courageous and valiant, and I offer my apologies to anyone who took it wrong.

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.