The key to me, in religion, is just to treat it like it doesn't really matter. We have a Pope, we don't really believe him, we don't really listen to what he says, we don't really take him seriously. That's what has to happen with religion. It has to be marginalized and in the Islamic world, it's not marginalized, it's taken literally.

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you.

I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

More astronauts have been to the moon than farmers who paid the inheritance tax in 2013.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?