A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?

One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times.

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.