A flu shot just compromises your immune system.

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."