Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

It's a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who's got shrapnel still in his body, as Chuck Hagel does.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'

I'm against suing tobacco companies. I think abstinence is a perversion. I think Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's. I think Vegas was better when it was run by the mob. I think men are only as loyal as their options. I think stereotypes are true and rehab is for quitters.