Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore.

The Eleventh Commandment: don't speak ill of a fellow Republican. What if the fellow Republican is doing something that hurts America? Isn't it the patriot who sides with America before he sides with the Republicans?

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.

When we make mistakes they call it evil

A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.