Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'
Bill MaherHillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.
Bill MaherNo politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.
Bill MaherYou know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.
Bill Maher