Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.

I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.

You can refer to god and you are really just talking about nature. If you are going to say the universe is god, then everything is god, everything is religion. But when we explore traditional religion we are talking about humanistic gods people pray to, that they think can intervene in our lives, who run sort of a heaven-and-hell operation for the afterworld.

When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.

Jesus is not a candle. A company in South Dakota is selling candles with the scent of Jesus. You light one and your friends says, Christ, what's that smell?

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report.