Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor.

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.