Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.
Bill MaherArnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.
Bill MaherThe cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
Bill MaherI was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where I wasn't really religious. I certainly wasn't a Catholic anymore, but I still lived with some mythical man in my head. I didn't really put a name to a face, but I just knew that if I was in trouble or scared I would go, 'Oh God, please help me get out of this one.'
Bill Maher