New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President Bush like he's an infallible king, they need to start addressing him as if he was an infallible king. And they can do this by addressing him as "my liege".
Bill MaherRush Limbaugh, who has made a career preaching that anybody who does drugs has got to go right to jail - do not pass go, no questions asked, right to jail - gets caught doing thirty oxycontin a day. Thirty oxycontin?! Do you have any idea how high that is?! I don't, and I've been pretty high!
Bill MaherA cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.
Bill MaherIt would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.
Bill Maher