What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp!

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'