What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

Officials believe that one of the terrorists was a woman. And there are female suicide bombers. It's just that their reward in paradise is a little different. Instead of getting 72 virgins, they get 72 guys who just listen.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people to get worked up like that is to threaten to give them health care.