Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?