We're always on a tightrope. We're trying to put together people who don't make sense to be together, talking about issues that are sensitive and controversial. We're mixing dangerous chemicals on a nightly basis.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.