Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

Republicans are always saying we should privatize things like schools, prisons, social security - hey, how about we privatize privacy! Because if the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what is their alternative? They can`t all marry Liza Minnelli.

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.

It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won.

To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put your faith in things that are unable to be proven - that you suspend critical thinking as the way to go.

I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.