I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.

This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?

I urge the media to start referring to climate skeptics as what they really are: climate assholes.

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop calling it 'Obama's economy'?

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.