Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.