People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning.
Bill MaherA new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.
Bill MaherIf anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
Bill MaherDoctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.
Bill Maher