A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
Bill MaherNow, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Bill MaherThe president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.
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