My policy is I am always more than happy to say, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." What I am not willing to do is take back what I said. Unless I am wrong.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by." Unlike George Bush, who's the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear.

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Germs do not have a political party.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.