Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

I'm not into western medicine. That to me is a complete scare tactic.

The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religious people. By irrationalists. By those who would steer the ship of state, not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'