Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

In Washington, the air quality today was described as 'red.'...You know what 'red' is? It's bad for everyone. Not just old people, sick people and babies. When it's just bad for old people, sick people and babies, that's called a Republican budget.

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it's your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?

Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.